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Sleaze in silhouette by Slacklustre Sleaze in silhouette :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0
Literature
Some stuff I'm writing
Sometimes the darkness can be serene. After all, ignorance is bliss. In the shadows, there might well hide literally anything that you would wish to fear. But it's not as if you can see them. And it's not as if they can see you. It really is a wonder why anyone is afraid of the dark. Of course, that is all different if you can hear things. No, I'm not talking about the screeching of tires, gunshots in the distance. I'm talking about voices, beckoning you forward, deep in tone, malevolent in intent. If this is the case, stick to the gas lamps, stay inside the radius of their dull glow, and stay out of the darkness. And most importantly of all, never turn your back on it.
Cops are paid to look away. The Mafia families rule the streets, and everybody keeps quiet. Or else they will be made to be nothing but quiet. The only people you can trust to solve your problems are Private Eyes, men who skulk around at nightfall, following leads until they find irrefutable evidence of another man's wr
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The Horseman of Awesome by Slacklustre The Horseman of Awesome :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 1 2 The Lord of Carnivals by Slacklustre The Lord of Carnivals :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0 My Namesake by Slacklustre My Namesake :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 1 0 Hail to the King, Baby by Slacklustre Hail to the King, Baby :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 4 3
Literature
Car Sale Advert
Let me get this straight first; this is not a question of if the car is manly enough for you, but a question of if you are manly enough for the car. This car makes a steak covered in a sauce made of melted-down bullets look like it is in the middle of its menstruation cycle. If Chuck Norris were to look upon this car, he would cry tears of pure gold. Are you saying you are up to the challenge of driving it?
The ceramic brakes have been finely integrated with the steering in order to make you dance around corners at the speed of sound. Well, I say the speed of sound; what I actually mean is 218 mph, but that's so fast, it might as well be the speed of sound, right?
...Right?
Anyway, the car has special roll-bars have been added to ease up the crashes a bit and a built-in computer, as well as an integrated wireless phone and SatNav, and seats that have been called, and I quote, "Pretty comfy, actually" by our finest seat testers. It even has the rarest of features, a radio. I bet that no
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A Man in a Spangly Jacket by Slacklustre A Man in a Spangly Jacket :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0 Turkey Hands by Slacklustre Turkey Hands :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 1 3 A Destined Failure by Slacklustre A Destined Failure :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0 A Definite Improvement by Slacklustre A Definite Improvement :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0 Ever So Slightly by Slacklustre Ever So Slightly :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0 The Next Stage of the Contest by Slacklustre The Next Stage of the Contest :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 1 0 The Man with Several Names by Slacklustre The Man with Several Names :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0 The Pliers side of the Contest by Slacklustre The Pliers side of the Contest :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 0 0 Contest entry by Slacklustre Contest entry :iconslacklustre:Slacklustre 1 5

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Guns and the Rose by zenibyfajnie Guns and the Rose :iconzenibyfajnie:zenibyfajnie 9,799 1,056 Toonin' with Nickleodeon by theCHAMBA Toonin' with Nickleodeon :iconthechamba:theCHAMBA 14,464 2,330 Eleventy thumbs up by alexiuss Eleventy thumbs up :iconalexiuss:alexiuss 3,730 292 Street Fighter - Hakan by GENZOMAN Street Fighter - Hakan :icongenzoman:GENZOMAN 3,405 374 cartoon network cg by pure1water cartoon network cg :iconpure1water:pure1water 332 22 the internet by EatToast the internet :iconeattoast:EatToast 6,030 1,019 Arkham Riot by KidNotorious Arkham Riot :iconkidnotorious:KidNotorious 5,076 639 Gotham Villainy by KidNotorious Gotham Villainy :iconkidnotorious:KidNotorious 758 168 Bear and Shark by RyanOttley Bear and Shark :iconryanottley:RyanOttley 1,820 251 PUNCH A FISH IN THE FACE by Booter-Freak PUNCH A FISH IN THE FACE :iconbooter-freak:Booter-Freak 8,772 1,014 Awesome Fun Turtle. by jollyjack Awesome Fun Turtle. :iconjollyjack:jollyjack 15,967 1,920 Psychonauts by RobDuenas Psychonauts :iconrobduenas:RobDuenas 2,007 401 'Another Perfect Day' by davidmacdowell 'Another Perfect Day' :icondavidmacdowell:davidmacdowell 241 78 Garth Marenghi's Darkplace by mydogatela Garth Marenghi's Darkplace :iconmydogatela:mydogatela 104 68 Angry Dog credit 01 by aniBoom-Skylar Angry Dog credit 01 :iconaniboom-skylar:aniBoom-Skylar 4 0 Electrohobo again- better? by Hindenburg-94 Electrohobo again- better? :iconhindenburg-94:Hindenburg-94 2 5

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Slacklustre
Mr. Fisher
United Kingdom
Don't worry! I'm wearing pants this time!

Favourite genre of music: Alternative
Favourite style of art: Cartoonish
Favourite cartoon character: Courage the Cowardly Dog
Personal Quote: If life gives you lemons, ask for a refund. If that fails, rub lemon juice into it's eyes.
Interests
I haven't updated the journal in ages, so much so that I think if I left it any longer it would be declared legally dead, and I can't afford to pay for a funeral.

Today I had to go to Parent's Evening, and my Mum agreed with me that my Physics teacher is incompetent (He called me the wrong name and I had to correct him on it. I think he was properly bricking his pants at that point)and that my Biology teacher wasn't a particularly nice person. Coincidentally, those are the only 2 lessons with any real complaints about anything. Everything else was fine, especially DT, where I managed to get 93% on a higher tier paper that required 65% for a top grade, meant for year 11s and I only had 3/4 of the time that I usually would, if I was in year 11.

Which was nice. I suppose I should act really really smugly after this. Smugsmugsmugsmugsmug.

Few other glowing reports. Some said that I should think about the subject for A level. I had to resist the urge to laugh boisterously and shout "I shall grant you this pittance, fine mentor!" before waltzing off to the next appointment. I didn't get a Chemistry appointment, because my Chemistry teacher just doesn't give a damn about anything.

Nothing much else to report, I suppose.
  • Listening to: Stuff ranging from 1920's Jazz to Shred Metal.
  • Reading: Mort
  • Playing: The Paper Mario Trilogy
  • Eating: Twix bars and crisps.

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Hindenburg-94 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
Thanks for the fave :)
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Slacklustre Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
How could I not favourite a hobo playing an electric piano?
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Hindenburg-94 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2009
LOL thanks again :D
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